I'm just getting settled in, from work and walking the dogs. I gotta get started on my second job; as you know I am God. I'll be answering prayers for an hour or two, then I'm going to make sure those who tithe don't die- we need them around. They'll believe they are being protected, all the more reason to keep "contributing"! HaHaha. Then I have to sort out the dead- you know, I have a system; Jews and Catholics, "good" ones go to Heaven "bad" ones (don't tithe- or late on temple fee) go to Hell, Budhists, they are reincarnated... or not, Islamic- this is good! I use "bad" female Catholics or Jews as the 21 virgins! how perfect is that?!- there is your hell!! HAHAHahaha. I can go on and on, but I have to get started- you get the hint.
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"A man's ethical behavior should be based effectually on sympathy, education, and social ties; no religious basis is necessary. Man would indeeded be in a poor way if he had to be restrained by fear of punishment and hope of reward after death." -A. Einstein
Monday, July 13, 2009
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